Wilkommen to the Karl Kroenen Fanclub!

Tonfas! Gears! Gasmasks! Zombie-goodness! Really bad German grammar! You'll love it!

-NEWS-

Oh ho, what lies you speak, AliceAdmin! The naked truth is that you are graduating this year and have no time for clubbings!! However, I, AdminRivka have taken charge of this update, never fear!
We have several new and interesting members! Sorry for the ridiculous delay! You are very patient!

~RZ


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Guten Tag!
This is your lesser-published ADMIN speaking, and bringing to you an apology for our recent inactive status. As of now, I have vowed to check on the club more regularly.

In addition to finally adding our new members (Six of them: Wilkommen!) I have decided to declare this club open for entries to the gallery space. In the past, the ADMIN (us) have posted their work in the gallery, and used the 'favorites' section to keep track of members' Kroenen submissions, but I think the main gallery could benefit from actually adding works. SO. Old and new members, if you would like a piece in the main gallery section, please comment or note a link to the existing deviation. I cannot promise I will be quick or consistent with this business, but hopefully it will give some extra traffic to both the club, and member galleries. <3

Because we love you!

~GhostAlice

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Here are some lovely links to pass the time!

Doug Jones's (Abe Sapien) Blog! : [link]
The Perlman Pages (Hellboy) : [link]

Sounds like the filming of Hellboy II is coming along nicely! YAY GUILLERMO!
I wonder if there's any hope of Kroenen making an appearance? Let's hope so!

~RZ

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Hm. This is where we put the rules for joining, and all that, yes? Prima.
Okay.

Firstly- Since I want to get this out of the way...
-Please don't get the wrong impression of us. We're not promoting Nazism or Facism, or killing people with tonfas, or any of that nastiness.

Please don't be posting crazy hate-filled racist manifestos here. That's not what we're doing. As a fan club, we are exploring the various intricacies of a fascinating and multi-layered character, created by Mike Mignola and Guillermo del Toro, and the events surrounding him.
-Beyond that, we're all good. Delve into the nastier, parts of your psyche! Dissect parts of your brain that you didn't even KNOW liked leather-clad undead fascists with metal parts! Eat your heart out! (though...that might be a little drastic if taken literally).

RULES FOR JOINING:

- Ya gotta like Kroenen. Or at least admire his aestheic taste in gasmasks.

- Since we're dealing mostly with del Toro's Kroenen, you should probably have seen Hellboy, the movie. Having read the comics is awesome too.

- No hate centric art/literature. Let's keep things reasonable here, people.

- To join, note us from this page, and we'll add your lil' icon thingy to this journal.

....I think that's about it, really.

SOME WARNINGS:

-I'm not gonna lie. You might come across the word 'Nazi' or run across a schwasitka here and there.
If this disturbs you, we undertand completely and give you every opportunity to turn around now. As stated above, we are not promoting Nazism in any way. But the character Kroenen was an officer in the Third Riech- It's part of the context of his character. We don't want to limit artistic exploration by saying that there can be NO reference to that part of his history.

-He's not easy on the eyes. Kroenen is a self-mutilated, undead, clockwork assassin. If you're not comfortable with scary undead things... this too we can forgive. XD

Now that we've warned you, please don't flame us with nasty badness.


SOME GREAT SITES:
[link] - Abe and Kroenen. Pro'ly the most hilarious webcomic ever.

[link] - del Toro Films. Much love!

[link] -The Desert Peach! More undead German goodness! WARNING- some art may contain graphic nekkid men content.

[link] -*sigh* Oh darlink, why could you not have stayed in Germany? ;_;

MEMBERS:
New Members! So many of them! <3 Wilkommen!


ADMINS:


AFFILIATES:
-Have I ever told you that I find your flat, shiney, emotionless, glassy-eyed, upturned, fishy little face strangely attractive? We should do lunch some time.